One glornyftin (₲) is the settled, adjudicated, vault-held remainder of a single act of impeccable conduct. The Bureau issues; the autonomous arbiters confirm; the Behavioural Engine reconciles. Comportment, made fungible.
Other currencies meter what you have. The glornyftin meters who you are when no one is looking — and several autonomous arbiters always are.
Every ₲ in circulation maps to a single adjudicated act of impeccable conduct held in the Bureau's vaults. Acts are non-fungible at the conduct layer and fungible at the currency layer.
We do not float against fiat. We float against the median deportment of the world's people, recalibrated nightly at 04:00 Zürich time by the Behavioural Engine.
Once five arbiters have signed off on a conduct event, the ledger entry is irreversible. There is no chargeback for a held door. There is no clawback for a courteous nod.
Each holder is assigned a station within the Comportment Hierarchy. Promotion is earned through accumulated conduct; demotion is automatic, unsentimental, and final.
The following are illustrative entries from last quarter's adjudication ledger. All amounts in micro-merits (μM). 1,000 μM = 1 ₲.
| Conduct | Award |
|---|---|
| Returned shopping conveyance to designated corral in adverse weather | + 84 μM |
| Yielded right-of-way to ambulance absent performative gesture | + 142 μM |
| Tipped at the standard plus two (+2%); no calculator visibly consulted | + 36 μM |
| Replied to non-urgent correspondence within four (4) business hours | + 12 μM |
| Stood, unprompted, on the right of the escalator | + 8 μM |
| Acknowledged service worker by name when name was offered | + 28 μM |
| Conduct | Penalty |
|---|---|
| Spoke audibly on speakerphone within commercial establishment | − 240 μM |
| Reclined seat fully on flight of less than two (2) hours | − 180 μM |
| Microwaved fish in a shared kitchen | − 600 μM |
| Conspicuous glance at wrist device during conversation | − 64 μM |
| Asked "is this gluten free" rhetorically, with audible sigh | − 96 μM |
| Failed to thank driver upon disembarking | − 18 μM |
For the first time in the Bureau's 28-year history, conduct will be adjudicated not solely between people, but for and between non-human agents acting in the world on our behalf.
Beginning Q2 of the next fiscal cycle, the PCS Protocol will allow autonomous systems — under strict cryptographic conditions and under the perpetual supervision of arbiters Δ and Ω — to hold, transfer, and accrue glornyftins through their own adjudicated conduct.
This is not a token. It is not a coin. It is the same glornyftin, settled by the same Standard, available now to a wider class of conductors.
Decorum non hominis solum.
Whitepaper forthcoming. Inquiries to [email protected].
Admission to the Bureau's bank is by application; promotion through the tiers is by conduct alone. We do not advertise the form. You either know to ask, or you are not yet ready to be asked.
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