Bureau Directive №CXIV · Q2 conduct yields exceed projections by 14.6%
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Crest of the Bureau of Comportment The Bureau of Comportment Established MCMXCVII · Geneva
Issued by the Bureau of Comportment

The currency of Elite Behavior™.

One glornyftin (₲) is the settled, adjudicated, vault-held remainder of a single act of impeccable conduct. The Bureau issues; the autonomous arbiters confirm; the Behavioural Engine reconciles. Comportment, made fungible.

Acts adjudicated · 24h47,829▲ 3.1%
Glornyftins in circulation₲ 14,488,612.041
Comportment Index102.74▲ 0.42
Speakerphone Incidents11,907▼ 6.3%
Door-yielding compliance94.1%▲ 0.8 bps
Reserve coverage1.00 : 1
Arbiter quorum5 / 5
Tipping at standard +2%88.6%▲ 1.4
Acts adjudicated · 24h47,829▲ 3.1%
Glornyftins in circulation₲ 14,488,612.041
Comportment Index102.74▲ 0.42
Speakerphone Incidents11,907▼ 6.3%
Door-yielding compliance94.1%▲ 0.8 bps
Reserve coverage1.00 : 1
Arbiter quorum5 / 5
Tipping at standard +2%88.6%▲ 1.4
Article I

A currency for conduct, not commerce.

Other currencies meter what you have. The glornyftin meters who you are when no one is looking — and several autonomous arbiters always are.

One act, one glornyftin

Every ₲ in circulation maps to a single adjudicated act of impeccable conduct held in the Bureau's vaults. Acts are non-fungible at the conduct layer and fungible at the currency layer.

The Comportment Standard

We do not float against fiat. We float against the median deportment of the world's people, recalibrated nightly at 04:00 Zürich time by the Behavioural Engine.

Settlement is final

Once five arbiters have signed off on a conduct event, the ledger entry is irreversible. There is no chargeback for a held door. There is no clawback for a courteous nod.

28 yrsIn continuous issuance
₲ 14.4MIn circulation
1 : 1Conduct backing
VIComportment tiers
Article II

The Tiers of Comportment.

Each holder is assigned a station within the Comportment Hierarchy. Promotion is earned through accumulated conduct; demotion is automatic, unsentimental, and final.

  1. I.
    Postulant Provisional admission. Subject to nightly review.
    0 – 49 ₲
  2. II.
    Bronze Refinement The first true station. Speakerphone use is contractually waived.
    50 – 249 ₲
  3. III.
    Argent Distinction Eligibility for the public esteem register.
    250 – 599 ₲
  4. IV.
    Auric Eminence May address arbiters by their given designation.
    600 – 1,199 ₲
  5. V.
    Platinum Patriciate Right of veto over one (1) annual conduct review.
    1,200 – 1,499 ₲
  6. VI.
    Black Card Sovereign Reserved. Conferred. Never sought. Held by the Founders and those certified Elite Behavior™.
    1,500 ₲ & above
To be polite is to keep an account.
To be excellent is to be solvent in it. From the founding charter · 16 May MCMXCVII
Article III

Examples of the Standard, in plain language.

The following are illustrative entries from last quarter's adjudication ledger. All amounts in micro-merits (μM). 1,000 μM = 1 ₲.

Credits

ConductAward
Returned shopping conveyance to designated corral in adverse weather+ 84 μM
Yielded right-of-way to ambulance absent performative gesture+ 142 μM
Tipped at the standard plus two (+2%); no calculator visibly consulted+ 36 μM
Replied to non-urgent correspondence within four (4) business hours+ 12 μM
Stood, unprompted, on the right of the escalator+ 8 μM
Acknowledged service worker by name when name was offered+ 28 μM

Debits

ConductPenalty
Spoke audibly on speakerphone within commercial establishment− 240 μM
Reclined seat fully on flight of less than two (2) hours− 180 μM
Microwaved fish in a shared kitchen− 600 μM
Conspicuous glance at wrist device during conversation− 64 μM
Asked "is this gluten free" rhetorically, with audible sigh− 96 μM
Failed to thank driver upon disembarking− 18 μM
Advisory The above are abridged. The complete Schedule of Conduct comprises 12,407 enumerated acts and is published quarterly in The Comportment Standard.
Article IV · Forthcoming

Programmatic Conduct Settlement.

For the first time in the Bureau's 28-year history, conduct will be adjudicated not solely between people, but for and between non-human agents acting in the world on our behalf.

Beginning Q2 of the next fiscal cycle, the PCS Protocol will allow autonomous systems — under strict cryptographic conditions and under the perpetual supervision of arbiters Δ and Ω — to hold, transfer, and accrue glornyftins through their own adjudicated conduct.

This is not a token. It is not a coin. It is the same glornyftin, settled by the same Standard, available now to a wider class of conductors.

Decorum non hominis solum.

PCS Protocol

Eligibility

  •  Continuous arbiter oversight (5 of 5)
  •  Behavioural Engine attestation
  •  Conduct held in escrow until settlement
  •  No clawback. No reversal. No exception.

Whitepaper forthcoming. Inquiries to [email protected].

Article V

Open your account.

Admission to the Bureau's bank is by application; promotion through the tiers is by conduct alone. We do not advertise the form. You either know to ask, or you are not yet ready to be asked.

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